Now that the show (Sweet Pumpkin Pie & Other Niceties at the Second City Training Center) is over, I'm posting my scripts to R / P / S and MS-Tick XP.

There were minor cuts and changes to MS Tick between this final draft and the performances (the ending gag is slightly different). R / P / S was pure comedy gold from day one and was performed exactly as written except for one line repeated for emphasis.

And here's another sketch which didn't make the cut for the show: Pennies From Hell! (aka "Joe Copper").